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IN THE NOT-TO-DISTANT FUTURE.
NEXT SUNDAY A.D.
THERE WAS A GUY NAMED JOEL.
NOT TOO DIFFERENT FROM YOU OR ME.
HE WORKED AT GIZMONIC INSTITUTE
JUST ANOTHER FACE IN A RED JUMPSUIT.
HE DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB CLEANING UP THE PLACE
BUT HIS BOSSES DIDN'T LIKE HIM SO THEY SHOT HIM INTO SPAAACE~
WE SEND HIM CHEESY MOVIES.
THE WORST WE CAN FIND.
HE'LL HAVE TO SIT AND WATCH THEM ALL AS WE MONITOR HIS MIND.
NOW KEEP IN MIND JOEL CAN'T CONTROL WHEN THE MOVIES BEGIN OR END.
BECAUSE HE USED THOSE SPECIAL PARTS
TO MAKE HIS ROBOT FRIENNNNDS~~~
ROBOT ROLL CALL!!!!!
CAMBOT!!
GYPSY!!
TOM SERVO!!
CROOOOOOOOOOOOW!!
IF YOU'RE WONDERING HOW HE EATS AND BREATHES
AND OTHER SCIENCE FACTS
THEN REPEAT TO YOURSELF
'IT'S JUST A SHOW, I SHOULD REALLY JUST RELAX'!
IT'S MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATERRRRR, THREE THOUUUUSAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!